This is my country, dammit, and I’m staying put either way. I won’t even joke about leaving because some loud-mouth bully con artist might be elected president.
Sure, even if we’re dumb enough to elect him, hardly anybody will actually wimp out completely and move to Canada. Still, reassure the fraidycats that we’re not gonna let it happen, then step up and support* someone who is actually qualified to be president.
* That means back up your tweets and posts of outrage with $$ donations and working to get out the vote.